Fashion corner

The Hater assesses celebrity current-events T-shirts:

Even though topical celebrity joke t-shirts are the lowest, most annoying form of fashion communication, they can also be a useful tool—especially when it comes to figuring out who in a crowd of strangers has a horrible sense of humor. Engaging in conversation in these situations is unnecessary. If someone is wearing a “Free Paris” T-shirt, that person is not funny, and should be avoided at all costs.

The rest of “What Your Jokey Paris Hilton T-Shirt Says About You,” including examples of topical Hilton Ts, is here.

(Thanks Cousin Lymon.)